How Many Licks Does It Take To Hit Rock Bottom?

Jack & Michael tear up another non-existent script at Existence Brewing, as random design takes them down a conversational path about the true virtues of charity and what it means to hit "rock bottom", while Jack also casts his vote for the worst breakfast cereal of all-time and ponders the fate of two former classmates who actually took the time to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.